EDITORIAL
Trump’s coalition is so divided that even their Jesus memes need fact-checking—finally, a Second Coming with lower approval ratings than the first.
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Weekly Expose
Emmanuel Macron: Term Report for the Republic's Overeager Prefect
Our teacherly 'Weekly Expose' reviews Emmanuel Macron’s global report card: all nuclear umbrellas, class tributes, and half-finished sanctions homework. Once again, France’s eager prefect demonstrates why effort and enthusiasm don’t always add up to actual achievement.
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Two Stools
Set-Piece or Masterpiece: A Two Stools Debate on Liverpool's Strategy
JP sees Liverpool's set-piece success as a testament to clever coaching, while Eamonn argues it's all about player execution. Noel, as always, waits for the right moment to strike.
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More Fake News
Study Finds 100% of Statistics Made Up On The Spot
Researchers at the Institute of Numerical Whimsy released findings today confirming what many suspected. The study was conducted using entirely fictional data.
- Associated Mess Wire Service
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